I Don't Even Know What to Say About This

I was just linked to Wolf Haven Spirit of the Past, a site that sells "house raised, quality wolves" in the state of Texas (where, if I am not mistaken, they are illegal to own).   If you thought my last blog was amusing check out some of these quotes, direct from their page:

The wolf is the lion of the North.  They are called that because they are descendants from the same lineage as lions.
They also have a cat-like bone structure.  They can collapse and dislocate their joints.
A full wolf will not have green or blue eyes, but like the lion only brown.
When you hear of a wolf being agressive, it is more than likely mixed with a dog.  When you mix a wolf with a dog you pass on the agressive traits, brain imbalance and the health problems of a dogs.
They make good pets for even truck drivers!  
Their skin is thick like cowhide which provides protection.
Since our wolves are not aggressive and not natural born killers, our animals are raised not to hurt anything including your pets or livestock. They are gentle.
Our wolves are 100% wolf, the game and fish her in Texas have told us to say they are 98%.  This is because if you say 100% then they are led to believe you took them right out of the wild, we received ours from the goverment. The game and fish here know what we have, I can tell you they are 100%, but unfortunately I can't advertise it as such. I have to put down 98%, but if you know any thing about percentages, 98% is 100% it is all in how you say it.
Since our wolves eat puppy food they have no need to hunt and so show no signs of aggression towards other animals
Wolves and wolf-high breed's or dog mixes are as different as night and day.  Dogs are canines and wolves are felines.
  It is impossible to get a wolf to be 98%, (you technically could only get 25%,
50%, 75% or 100%) but if you say 100% then the authorities will think you got the wolf out
of the wild, which is illegal.  I got mine legally so I have to say 98%.
WE HAVE SOLD WOLF CUBS TO:
·       Day Care Centers
·       The Elderly
·       People with kids that have ADD (the cubs calm them down)
·       To the blind
·       People in wheelchairs, so they can help them get things.
·       The deaf
But our biggest buyers are long haul truck drivers. As a matter of fact some of our wolves spend there whole life in the cab of a truck.

And those are just from the first few pages!